Dad's "Duh" Moments

At McDonald’s Anaheim: Ordering. Dad: …and also I’ll have coffee please. Cashier: Okay would you like milk and sugar with that? Dad: Just some sugar thanks. Cashier: Okay do you want it inside or outside? Dad: (got confused) Huh? Pardon? Cashier: Do you want the sugar inside or outside? Dad: (still confused) Just give it to me. He later told us when he was at our table: Dad: Walang’ya ibang klase ang english dito ah, tinanong ako if I want my sugar inside or outside? I got lost. Grabe, literal na literal. And we all laughed our butts out (LMAO). What an awesome bonding time with dad and sis today! :]