9/11/06

FRIENDS vs. HOMIES

picture grabbed from my sunshine

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
HOMIES: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
HOMIES: Calls your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
HOMIES: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HOMIES: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
HOMIES: Are for life.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is actually funny and true. i hear ya!

keloyd said...

friends ba yun o acquintance? dapat meron ding friend with benefits

Anonymous said...

This is really true. Im a mutha fuckin juggalette and we are down with our homies fuck our friends!