Laughter Burns Calories Daw,so its Jowk Tym!

Once there were three guys. An American, Mexican and a Filipino who use to eat as a group. And every lunch,they share their complains. one hot day.

American: Spaghetti and hotdog again? if this will be my lunch for tomorrow, I'd jump from the roof top.

Mexican: Taccos and Buritos again? If this happens tomorrow, I'm gonna jump from this building too!

Filipino: Adobo again? If this happens, I'd jump from this building as well!


The next day:

The American had Spaghetti and hotdog once again. he jumped from the twentieth floor and died.

The Mexican had the same lunch like yesterday, the taccos and buritos so he jumped from the twentieth floor and died.

The Filipino had adobo for his lunch and he jumped from the twentieth floor and died as well.


In the Funeral:

American's wife: "If i only knew that he was tired of Spaghetti and hotdogs, i should have given him something else."

MExican's wife: "If i only knew that he was fed up with Taccos and Buritos, I should have made him another meal."

Then, all the people looked at the wife of the Filipino.

The Filipina darted her eyes on them and said,defensively, "Don't look at me! my husband makes his own lunch!"